The Wonders never cease...

It appears (and I am sure a lot of dollars were exchanged on this one) that Kevin Coughlan, originally of South Portland Maine, has joined that twentieth century. Apparently he has whittled himself a computer! I just wanted to take a moment out of everyone's day to point this out. For those who do not know him, picture your original unibomber suspect. God only knows what the current century, being a mere nine years old mind you, holds for "mister leather tele-ski boot." An African-American president and now this, mon dieu! Will Dutch be buying pre-rolled cigarettes soon?!

Crusading Against Vice

Tomorrow marks the passing of an era as the Bush administration comes to an end. There has been much concern in certain circles over who might be able restore the victorian morals that once made our country great. Look no further. The mantle of Anthony Comstock himself has been taken up, to the elation of his former boss John Fournelle, by Mark. We are delivered.